For the people who are DONE being the bigger person.This playful chaotic-energy sticker features colorful sprinkles behind the quote “I’m not the bigger person. I will hit you with my laptop.” It's funny, dramatic, and way too relatable.

Printed on waterproof vinyl, it’s perfect for laptops (ironically), water bottles, notebooks, binders, and office supplies.

A hilarious gift for coworkers, students, tired moms, and anyone who’s reached their limit today.

Details:• Waterproof & weather-resistant• Bright multicolor sprinkle background• Great for laptops, office humor, and chaotic vibes• Small-business made