Bring medieval-level sass to your water bottle, laptop, or emotional support tumbler.

This sticker features a bold medieval knight riding into battle with a timeless insult written in classic old-English style:“Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards.”(If you know, you know.)

Perfect for lovers of:

• Dark humor

• Medieval memes

• Sarcasm with ✨historical flair✨

Printed on high-quality vinyl, this sticker is durable, water-resistant, and made to survive daily life—whether that’s office nonsense, road trips, or passive-aggressive hydration.

✨ Details:

• Premium vinyl sticker

• Water-resistant & durable

• Smooth matte finish

• Great for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, coolers & more

• Designed with sarcasm and a sense of humor

• 3 Inch Sticker

This makes a great gift for friends who appreciate clever insults, medieval art vibes, or just enjoy telling the world how they really feel—politely, of course.