For the book lover who reads ✨spicy✨ stories and isn’t afraid to admit it… this ornament says it all. 😏📚
Each clear ornament is filled with shredded book pages and decorated with a purple yarn bow, featuring the quote:
“I don’t watch porn, I read it like a lady.”
A must-have holiday decoration for:❤️ Romance readers🔥 Smut-reading queens🎄 Bookish Christmas trees🎁 BFFs, book clubs & BookTok besties
Handmade, bold, and sure to get a laugh!
DETAILS
• Clear shatterproof ornament• Approx. 3.5” diameter• Filled with recycled book pages• Purple yarn bow included• Vinyl lettering on the outside• Each one is handmade — pages & bow shades may vary slightly• Ready to hang on your tree or gift to your favorite dirty-minded reader 😉
🎁 Great For:✔ Romance fans✔ Dark romance / spicy book lovers✔ Naughty Christmas gifts✔ Stocking stuffers
